Rhia Charles ~ Escort/Courtesan in Devon, UK.

I've moved!

2008-05-29T12:55:00.002+01:00

Yes, my website now incorporates my blog and all things bloggy will be happening over there - pop over to
http://www.rhiacharles.com/blog/
See you on the other side! xx

Are you searching for a plymouth escort? An escort in devon, cornwall or the southwest? Rhia is a busty blonde escort available in Plymouth but she also travels internationally and tours regularly. Bath escort, london escort, dubai escort, venice escort, toronto escort, marbella escort, san tropex escort, las vegas escort. Come and have a look! www.rhiacharles.co.uk

The Daily Escort

2008-05-27T18:51:00.002+01:00

You've heard of your daily bread but are you getting your daily escort? Non? It's a new website with content written by Escorts from all over the world. I was very honoured to be contacted and asked if they could use some of my bloggings and perhaps would I contribute once in a while?, to which I replied 'Very happy to!' I shall have to think of something worthwhile and profound to say in future :) Lots of very interesting stuff - some even in English :) You can check it out here http://thedailyescort.wordpress.com/

New Review

2008-05-26T13:31:00.003+01:00

I check my statistics every day (no, not the 36DDs!) my website stats and I was a little puzzled after getting almost 400 hits from Punternet alone. This is way above what I normally get from them and duly set out to investigate. Lo and behold, I found a new review!! (thanks to 'The Farmer' x) you can see it here...
http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=82407

Tour 2009

2008-05-24T23:31:00.012+01:00

Darlings, you know what a planner I am. Well, I am already thinking about my 2009 tour. Now, for you fellas who are as organised as me, you can pop these details into your forward planner, for the rest, I will give you plenty of notice :)
I think it will look something like this...

UK
Bath

Stratford-upon-Avon
London

INTERNATIONAL
Marbella
Paris
Venice
Reims
Dubai (expats only please)

New York

Dates to be confirmed. Are you in any of those places? Really? I'm excited already!

How do I choose my tour dates? Well, I decide where I want to visit for that year and then publicise it as a tour. So instead of it being a tour in the usual sense, for me, it's more of a little holiday and a chance to see some lovely chaps in other parts of the world/country. I only see a very limited amount of clients and prefer a dinner date booking (don't we all!). So it really is best to contact me as soon as you can. Not in any of these places in 2009? That's ok, I will still be in Plymouth for most of the time :) xx

Touch

2008-05-24T19:27:00.007+01:00

I seem to mention this to quite a few clients and so I thought I would do a little blog entry about it.... Touch.
Touch is so important to human beings (in fact to all primates). There has been lots of research about it (unfortunately, some on poor little baby monkeys) and no-one will forget those heartbreaking pictures of those children in Romanian orphanages, deprived of all touch and affection and rocking back and forth in despair. It's been shown that touch... Enhances attentiveness, Alleviates depressive symptoms, Reduces pain, Reduces stress hormones and Improves immune function (source http://www6.miami.edu/touch-research/)
I love to touch, but I haven't always been that tactile - my parents were never ones for overt displays of affection - truly English :) But the most important thing is that I am now. That horrible disease of the 20th/21st Century - loneliness - I feel, can be reduced simply by touch. I often tell my gents who are not married/not in a relationship/or maybe in a non-tactile relationship to grab a 30 minute massage once a week - or come and see me ;) Seriously, it doesn't have to be sexual, just the act of massage/touch, I think, makes you feel better - and it doesn't count if you touch yourself!

Back!

2008-05-20T20:42:00.003+01:00

Hello, I'm back! Did you miss me? I had a fabulous time in Dublin, it was so good I think I will have to go again! I was well looked after and had a fantastic evening with a very special gent - sumptuous dinner , real Irish pubs, Dublin clubs & champagne and even a rickshaw ride! - thank you so much Mr Dublin, you treated me like a Princess, big kiss X.
I managed to get some sightseeing in and did a tour of the city- and what a handsome city it is too. I got to eat a Boxty, 'what's that???' I hear you scream. It's a delicious potato pancake with yummy fillings. (Go to Gallagher's in Temple Bar for the best). Of course some glorious shopping took place and let's just say I have a new pair of heels that are just too sexy for words. (Four new frocks too ~ yes that's not a spelling mistake, frocks (as in dresses) is what I meant :), ohh and a wonderful Jo Malone candle - my favourite. The people were extremely charming and friendly and so all in all a very special few days. My next tour is in Edinburgh (looking forward to it!) and I am already fully booked for the 21st July, likewise on my London (November) tour, Friday 21st is fully booked, so hurry, hurry hurry! I am available this weekend in Plymouth if you want to give me a call, so hopefully see you very soon :) xx
PS Sorry to all the lovely Dublin fellas I couldn't see ~ maybe next time?

Molly Malone

2008-05-18T10:42:00.002+01:00

Right, I 'm off to Dublin now. If you are there too, give me a call ;) If not, I'll see you when I get back on Tuesday. That's Molly Malone to the left. I have to give her a wink as I walk past her (Thanks Crista!)

I'll tell you all about my aquaintance with Ms Malone on my return. Be good xx

Next Life

2008-05-16T23:19:00.001+01:00

'Next Life' by Woody Allen
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case.

Fragrant Garden

2008-05-14T19:53:00.008+01:00

You know that I am moving but did you also know that I will have a garden? Yippee! I've had gardens before of course, in many other properties but they have been HUGE. Far too much to handle and after a while it becomes a chore rather than a pleasure. Now, my new garden is just the right size. Enough space to get a little bit of a theme going on but not so much that you wish you lived in a high rise (did I just say that?, wash my mouth out). So, not only am I excited about the new pad, I am also excited about the possibilities of the new (to me) garden too. I had thoughts of a zen garden - very tranquil, water features, lots of ommmmmmmmmmmmm (meditation chants :). But I think my favourite is the fragrant garden. So I shall fill the space with beautiful fragrant plants to delight your senses and possibly bring back treasured memories? I am thinking night scented stocks, jasmine, honeysuckle, scented roses, lavender etc. And any others you expert gardeners out there can suggest? And will you join me for a cheeky Pimms on the terrace?

How do you like it?...

2008-05-13T09:53:00.002+01:00

My shiny new fancy pants website is ready! You can see it here http://www.rhiacharles.co.uk

It has all the usual stuff on there but I think you will agree, it is much more professional. It also has the added bonus of being almost theft proof - horray!

Ok, next thing is some more sexy pics to add on - November - it's booked :)

I must be getting good at this ~ New review

2008-05-12T21:31:00.005+01:00

You won't believe this but I have had another review!! - someone is going to think I am making them up myself but as the gent's will testify, it is their kind selves doing it. The latest one is here
Punterlink International Review

Thank you very much Mr T, the pleasure was all mine :)

Dublin on Sunday

2008-05-11T23:09:00.006+01:00

Not long now and I shall be in Dublin, (next Sunday to be precise). The fastest growing city in Europe - it's doublin' - geddit? - dont groan, it was a client's joke hahaha.
So, everything is booked and I got myself a nifty little guidebook too with all the best shops in Dublin detailed therein, - what? - You know I like to shop - I am woman.
If you would like to see me (I go all weak at the knees when I hear that Irish accent) please give me a call on the day as I am not seeing a huge amount of clients while I am there and the earlier you call the more chance we have of doing that Irish jig together :)

PS Did I tell you it is my very first time in Ireland? Well, it is and I am excited :)

Phew! The rest of the week leading up to my departure is VERY busy so please call as soon as you can if you want to see me pre-Dublin - I hate to disappoint. xx

Hole in one

2008-05-10T20:40:00.007+01:00

Yes, I mean golf! I am taking it up this summer ~ I am going to have a few private lessons and see if I like. I have of late, seen the light and can appreciate all the merits of golf. Of course I will onlly be a fair weather golfer but I can see how a day in the sunshine and fresh air strolling around scenic grounds would be enjoyable (or am I confusing this with joining the National Trust?) Yes, I will try it and if I like it I will do it again! I also get to look smug when I know all the terminology such as 'birdie', 'hole in one' and the '19th hole' - is that correct or do they all mean the same thing? Oh yes, I think I will enjoy it. Years ago, I was staying in a very luxurious resort in Zimbabwe which also had a huge golf course. Lots of people from all over the world came just to play golf. So, I liked this little joke here as people would come up to the bar after a day on the course and regale us with tales of crocs parading over the lawns, stopping the game for a while. I of course was not interested at all, preferring to go on safari or sunbathe on the terrace. So, do you think it's an age thing? (trying desperately to not offend any of my golfing readers!) and am I (at last) growing up? Golfing jokes please...
Oh, and what on earth do I wear??

PS A speedy recovery Mr A!!

Oh look, some golfing stuff sent to me - thanks guys! xx

BEDROOM GOLF!THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners have the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as are necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the hole again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course currently being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring appropriate rain gear.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate to discover that someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the hole temporarily under repair. Players are cautioned to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged, however players should be prepared to play at a faster pace at the request of the course owner.

14. It is considered outstanding performance to play the same hole several times in one match, time permitting.

15. The course owner shall be the sole judge of who is the best player.

And this Robin Williams sketch on Golf :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jThf7W9WONE

Another new review!..

2008-05-10T10:18:00.002+01:00

and what a lovely one it is too! Thank you soooo much Mr T!

Punterlink International Review
(That's me, by the way, a giddy kipper sliding down the banister with glee :)
Hope the weekend's a good un! xxx

Lovely Ladies

2008-05-08T22:10:00.007+01:00

You may have noticed that I have links to sexy ladies' blogs to the right. Yes, I know you have visited them (the blogs) , because most of you have told me that you have :) And a lot of you have also told me that you want to partake of the lovely ladies too. Now, my latest lovely is Passionate Penny. I have not met this lady personally ( I have met Dollymopp and Eleanor and they are extremely beautiful and of course so sexy you just want to...., well you know! ), but I have had the pleasure of viewing Penny's submissions on certain forums. Now what has always stood out about Penny is that she has the most gentle nature (apart from her gorgeous beauty of course!) she comes across as very genuine, caring and kind - just my kind of gal - I hope to meet her soon. Check out her site and drool!

Thursday 15th - newly added - Crista and Josephine!

Timewasters

2008-05-08T18:34:00.012+01:00

Time is precious, my time, your time, we only have a finite amount. Now I don't know about you but I made a conscious decision some time back to absolutely make the most of the precious time I have here ~ and, hopefully fit in as much good stuff as possible. Brill. Now, every so often, not sure if you get it in your line of work, but one of the hazards of mine is that there are these silly boys who decide that the precious time they are given on this earth should be spent (wasted) on trying to mess people around and waste other people's precious time. Very sick puppies they are and I can usually spot them at 500 miles :) Now this particular fool went through all the rigmorale of trying to book a date ~ I actually asked him if he was a timewaster (because my Escort antennae twitched) - now why on earth would I think he would admit to it?? - I've been told off before for assuming that everyone is as straight and honest as I am.

But I gave him the benefit as I didn't have anything else on ~ my instincts (as usual) were right and the fool did not call me when he reached the place he should call me from. The clues were there. He said he was outside a jewellery shop in town but no outdoor noises. I asked him, he said he was in the shop. I could go on. The point is that fools like this (and this was not a young man, he will not be seeing 40 again) spoil it for all the lovely guys out there (like you). So if I get a little bit paranoid and ask you to verify all sorts of things, it's because of idiots like 'james'. Now my question is, should I name and shame the little buggars on here with phone numbers??

Answers please :)

After I wrote this, I realised that the swine was into humiliation, so maybe this was his goal? Hmm, methinks I am spending too much time on this nonentity - time to move on to something far more important (Ohh, that sentence would probably turn him on too - doomed if I do, doomed if I don't lol)

Hunt the erogenous zone...

2008-05-07T20:03:00.005+01:00

is one of my favourite games. Contrary to the pic here, you fellas do have lots of lovely erogenous zones and I do like to find them :) I love the ohhh's and the ahhh's and the wow! reactions I get from my little wanderings around your sexy self.

Update on new website - very, very soon.

Update on new pad - Autumn, definitely - very excited, and so should you be, just wait till you see what I've got!!

Update on weather in Plymouth - fair and lovely - just like the ladies ;)

Happy days - the sun is out, I got my legs out today and all is well in my world. It's so amazing how just a little bit of sunshine gets everyone feeling happier. I will definitely move somewhere warm (but not too hot) in about 5 years time - perhaps you could visit? Now, there's a thought!

Me, you, sunshine. laughter and extreme naughtiness. Well, 5 years is a long way away. Let's get aquainted here and now.

PS Where are the comments? I like to know sometimes that I am not talking to myself (mind you, some of the best conversations I've ever had....)

Sublime eating

2008-05-05T17:01:00.007+01:00

Have you noticed that I have a naughty streak? No?, well keep reading my blog and you will see the clues :) Couldn't resist the pic to the left - hehehe.
I love eating out. Love, love, love it! Especially to Michelin starred resturants, fine dining, gourmet cuisine, whatever you want to call it - I am your girl! I have been to a few of the finer eateries in Devon and Cornwall. Been to Rick Stein's place in Padstow - ok but nothing special, Tanners (likewise). Also been to the Horn of Plenty near Tavistock many many times - one of my favourites. But my all time 'tick all the boxes' favourite is Gidleigh Park in Chagford (run by tv chef Michael Caines). A little bit of a drive from Plymouth but oh so worth it. Sublime is somehow a little inadequate to describe the food and experience at Gidleigh - I do urge you to try it. I have a gent, who is, shall we say, a bit of an expert in this field and he sent me a text from Gidleigh saying it was the best food he had eaten in the UK - now that IS praise indeed. (I don't mind texts like that :) This summer (when it arrives, sigh) I have decided to make a point of visiting all the restaurants in the region that I have been meaning to for a while. So, the hit list thus far looks something like this;

The Oyster Shack at Bigbury (many, many clients recommend this so I must try it and if it's good, I'll put it on my recommended restaurants page).

Also must try Jamie Oliver's place, Fifteen, in Newquay.

and Abode, another Michael Caines place in Exeter.

That'll do for now, just have to find a willing gent to accompany me :)

New review

2008-05-03T12:58:00.001+01:00

I get ever so excited when I get a new review!! Here's the latest one - thanks Mr L!! xxx

Punterlink International Review

Strip poker

2008-05-02T10:46:00.005+01:00

No it wasn't with the ladies, it was with a client, I just liked the pic to the left. When he suggested we play, I was a little nervous - after all I had never played poker before. Could I get a poker face in time? Where would I get one? Was Sainsbury's still open and would they have one? As it happens, I didn't need one at all. In fact I am probably the worst poker player in the world in that I would grin madly if I got some good cards and look crestfallen and wail 'Oh no!' if I got bad ones. Hey, but I still won!! Beginners luck, definitely. It was great fun though, I was left in my silk bra and panties, the gent was left with nothing apart from a big, well shall we just say he was very pleased to see me ;)

Have a good bank holiday fellas, see you soon! xx

The perfect client...

2008-04-30T12:44:00.006+01:00

is a joy. We (us Escorts) love to hear from him and really look forward to seeing him. I have a few perfect clients. Mr Q is one. I saw him recently and always enjoy my time with him. He is a very genuine and kind man (he will probably hate all this attention, but he is an excellent example). So here's a few pointers on how to be Mr Perfect too...

Mr Perfect never overstays his welcome, unless invited.

Mr Perfect is the 'perfect' gent at all times and is so considerate it makes you feel all gooey inside.

Mr Perfect would not dream of compromising an Escort's privacy by asking untoward questions.

Mr Perfect is punctual and always honours his appointments.

Mr Perfect makes the Escort feel special, appreciated and encourages the Escort ;)

Mr Perfect has read Ms Escort's website and understands the boundries she has laid down - and honours them.

Mr Perfect is a free-thinker and is happy engaging with Escorts. He feels no need to feel ashamed, embarassed or awkward.

Thank you to all my Mr Perfects!!

Got Rhythm

2008-04-28T18:32:00.010+01:00

When I was in New Orleans I was introduced to a genre of music called zydeco. I'd never heard of it before but it was good, more than good. I liked it. Its a kind of mix between blues and well, I don't know what.

Wikopedia...

Zydeco (French: "les haricots", English: "snap beans") is a form of American roots or folk music, that evolved from the jure during the late 1800s call and response vocal music of the black and multiracial French speaking Creoles of south and southwest Louisiana.
During the early 20th century this soulful, heavily syncopated, indigenous roots music was discovered by ethnomusicologists and record labels alike. Usually fast-tempo, and dominated by the button or piano accordion and a form of a washboard known as a rub-board or frottoir, zydeco music was originally created at house dances where the blacks and free people of color of south Louisiana would gather for socializing.

As the Creoles further established their communities and worshiped separately as well, the music moved to the Catholic church community center and then later to the rural dance halls and nightclubs. As a result, the music integrated waltzes, shuffles, two-steps, blues, rock and roll, and most dance music forms of the era. Today, the tradition of change and evolution in the music continues always keeping relevant while integrating even more genres like reggae, urban hip-hop, R&B, soul, brass band, ska, rock, Afro-Caribbean and other styles in addition to the traditional forms.

I tried to find a way to post a little snippet of a sample for you. Something you just click and there it is assaulting your senses but that's just not possible on this here bloggy thing (why not?) So I will have to direct your fine selves to the itunes store or wherever you buy your music and type in 'zydeco' the best all round traditionial-ish album I have found is The Zydeco All Stars - best of instumental - listen to Alonzo's Blues as a sample - makes me want to wiggle the tush and shake my marrakas! I just bought it, it's only taken me 4 years to get this music - not because it is rare, but because I kept forgetting. Hey, but some things are definitely worth waiting for - as I often say to the fellas who keep trying to get hold of me (in a phone not physical sense ;)

For more go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zydeco

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A musical aside, I just put my top 10 sexy tracks to the right. When I was younger I was a bit of music purist. Hated manufactured bands etc etc. I sneared and scoffed with the best of them , which is bizarre when I can't even play a musical instrument and my singing ability? well let's just say don't go there. It's funny that now I take Girls aloud ( love 'em) and Kylie (fab) for what they are - entertainment. Everything doesn't have to be deep and meaningful and earnest - oh no.

Dumb and dumber?

2008-04-28T10:17:00.004+01:00

Anyone who knows me is aware that I take great exception to anyone copying (stealing) my website content or pictures. Hell, I have even written an article about it for other Escorts to refer to! Now, you may have noticed the scary page I have on my site regarding my copyrighted material. See it here, don't be scared :) Now once someone has read that, you would assume they would think twice about stealing my content wouldn't you? Well, as is my usual routine on a Monday morning, I check for any lazy thieves and lo and behold, we have another one. See it here

http://www.expatriates.com/cls/2700519.html

Be quick though, it won't be up for long.

Questions you should NEVER ask an Escort...

2008-04-26T19:48:00.001+01:00

Now, I know I am a very friendly girl and it is sometimes tempting to overstep certain boundries in the cause of friendship but there are some questions that should definitely NOT be on the agenda with your first meeting with an Escort. In fact they should never be on the agenda unless the lady freely submits the information first. Now, I personally won't ask you anything apart from 'Where have you come from today?, did you have a good trip down' etc or 'What line of work are you in?' Answer if you like, say if you don't want to, that's fine - it's just small talk. I, and most ladies will never ask you personal questions. You are of course free to dilvulge if you wish, and whatever you say stays with us. Here are some of the questions I have been asked and am not keen on answering until I get to know you fairly well. These have sometimes come from the same person within 30 minutes of meeting!

What's your real name? - we may (or may not) have a pseudonym for a reason guys!!

Do your parents/friends know what you do?

How may people do you see in a week?

How much do you earn?

Have you seen anyone famous, who was it?, you can tell me.

Are you married/have you got a boyfriend?

Have you got kids? If so, do they know what you do?

What company did you work for before you did this?

Can I take you out?, by the way I don't want to pay though because I am a hot and spunky, good lookin' lad.

I could go on but I think you get the general gist :)

Manners Maketh Man (& Woman)

2008-04-26T16:43:00.004+01:00

Mr A told me that he was reading a book called 'Talk to the Hand - The utter bloody rudeness of everyday life' He also said that the author was very funny in a sarcastic kind of way and that she reminded him of me :) He went on to say that as I am a bit of a stickler for good manners, and as this book was a funny take on the lack of manners today, he thought it would be just up my street. So of course I dutifully went out and got it. It is funny and I do recognise myself :) At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old cow, don't you find that having good manners makes the world a much nicer place? Yes, of course it does, so why doesn't everyone participate?? I like this excerpt from the book. Talking about the word 'sorry', The Independent's Janet Street-Porter, who, while filming a documentary about modern education last year, tried to prompt the children at a school assembly to grasp the importance of apology. "Children," she said, "in every family home, there's a word which people find really hard to say to each other. It ends in 'y'. Can anyone tell me what it is?" There was a pause while everyone racked their brains, and then someone called out, "Buggery?". Hilarious, but very shocking.

Now, I won't ever see someone who has bad manners, (an example being someone who calls and shouts 'massage?' down the phone - if someone is ignorant on the phone how much more vile will they be if we meet?, is my reasoning). Having good manners is really about respect and empathy with another human being. What worries me most is that some people really don't seem to realise they have an appalling lack of good manners. Oh gawd, I am turning into my mother!
(to be continued, I'm sure)

It's Friday!!

2008-04-25T13:55:00.003+01:00

Have a good weekend, hope to see you next week! xxx

Oh almost forgot, I am extending my discreet lunch/dinner dates into an all night of unbridled passion! Here's how it works. You can still book the 2 hour lobster/champagne lunch or dinner date of course but if you fancy something a little longer, why don't you stay the night at my place? I can arrange dinner and champagne or wine and we have fun all evening (12 hours in all). I used to only see gents overnight at a hotel but thought it would be nice and cosy to have you here (pun intended :) as well. Fees? Well, my usual fee of £1000 for overnight (saving you a hotel bill) plus £60 for the dinner and drinkies. More details will be on my new website which is coming real soon!

Edinburgh update

2008-04-24T17:01:00.003+01:00

I know it's ages away but I was really pleased to be able to book a 5 star hotel for my Edinburgh tour. So if you are in Edinburgh around the 19-21 July give me a call and luxuriate in my lovely room with me, pehaps with a glass or two of something chilled? I am also taking dinner bookings for my tours, so please ask! This is my first trip to Scotland. I know, it's madness, I have been all over the world but not to Bonny Scotland so I am very much looking forward to it. Edinburgh was voted the best place to live in the UK - can't be bad!

PS, I thought this pic was very suggestive, or is that just my very dirty mind?

Belated Happy St George's Day

2008-04-24T16:41:00.003+01:00

I can't believe I missed St George's Day yesterday!! It was only the fact that someone on a forum mentioned it that I would have known at all. Being Miss Patriotic, this is very remiss of me and I am upset. Now, why don't we make a big thing of St George's Day? Lots of publicity and events like St Patrick's Day. Why don't we make it a day of slaying those nasty dragons? - like Harriot Harman hehehe. Next year, I will celebrate as befits a noble and wonderful country such as this.

Statistics

2008-04-22T15:29:00.012+01:00

Ok, so I am browsing around interesting escort-related sites and happen upon Punterlink's poll page. This is good stuff, did you know for instance that...

When asked...

What is your ideal age for an escort?

they said...
18-21 - 28.49% (608)
21-25 - 20.01% (427)
25-30 - 14.81% (316)
30-35 - 10.87% (232)
35-40 - 8.48% (181)
40+ - 17.34% (370)

So that means when I hit my 40's, bookings will go up!! (women of course, like a very fine wine are more delicious with age :)

Also this one took my eye...

Do you prefer blondes, brunettes or redheads?
Blonde - 29.10% (525)
Brunette - 26.00% (469)
Redhead- 21.34% (385)
Black- 13.64% (246)
Bald! - 2.16% (39)
Don't care- 7.76% (140)

So it's still true then ;) - (a teeny bit worried about the bald vote though)

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Oh and just one more...

Do you have a favourite fantasy uniform?
School Uniform- 36.78% (654) - Yes I have this!!
French Maid - 9.22% (164)
Traffic Warden- 0.39% (7)
Police - 3.88% (69)
Nurse- 11.64% (207)
Nun- 2.53% (45)
No- 2.87% (51)
Something Else - 2.87% (51)
Air Hostess- 11.08% (197)
Fetish Mistress - 9.73% (173) - Yes I have this too!
Slave Girl - 9.00% (160)

The RAC never looked liked this!

2008-04-22T14:45:00.004+01:00

I had two fellas break down on the way to see me over the past week or so... got a little overheated, huh guys? I wish I knew what was under a bonnet and I would definitely have come to your rescue (imagine me in the pic to the left :) We managed to reschedule though, but what rotten luck! When I talk about my car, I must sound like a total dumb blonde. I drove 100 miles to get the colour I wanted. I am so not interested in all that dull stuff - revs and sprockets and whatever, I just want a fast car in the right colour with leather seats - is that too much to ask? :)

Texting Nightmares part 2

2008-04-22T13:36:00.005+01:00

Grrr, more annoyances on the texting front. I know, I know, I shouldn't let it bother me but they drive me up the wall. There is a particular young boy who resides in the Plymouth area goes by the name of D*****. Now this young fella obviously has way, way too much time on his grubby mitts. He will text and text and text... and then text again. (Has probably worn away his thumbs by now) You block him after the first one or two and then he gets a new number and starts all over again - he is on his third number now - always uses the same name though - duh!! Most of the numbers in my block list are for him. He is obviously completely mad and spends all his dole money on top up cards. Also got a crazy text the other day from what appeared to be a girlie.
Here is how it went...

From Ms Charming - 'Jus but out my life ya fat belfast bitch am not goin wit u bro anymor so ill drop me nickers an spread me legs anytime i lik got nothin 2do wit u so bye bye.

Hmm , methinks now that cant possibly be for me (I dont come from Belfast for a start :) So I ignore. I then get another text the next day...

Hi i sent i txt las nite really sorry bout that was a bit drunk typed number in wrong txt was ment 4 me x fella's fat bitch sister sorry bout that oxoxo

Ahh, just as I thought, so I send a text back. No worries.

Another text...
Hi its xxxxx again hangover fro hell mind me askin who i txt an wat part N.ireland u from x

So I politely reply, I am in England, not sure how you got my number?
And then they start getting weirder!

Hardly landed on me feet an your brad pitt's long lost twin bro coz prob should tel ya its v easy 2 get me in2 bed haha x

(I think at this point, the lady thinks I am a guy obviously and so dont respond, then comes this one...

If ya married it ok dont mind married men use can keep u mouths shut, not lik single fellas do ya ever b over in ireland x

Having spoken to a few other ladies, it transpires that they too received the same texts and that it could possibly be a scam to respond and get charged premium rates for the texts ( fell for that one with my politeness!)

And there's more - what could a guy possibly think I would want with a picture of a willy sent via text? Yes, another willy pic last week. Yes, I do know what they look like honey!!

Is it just me attracting these lunatics?, is it??
PS My next phone will be text free :)

All the nice girls love a Sailor!

2008-04-20T17:33:00.006+01:00

Now as you probably know, Plymouth is (or was) a naval town, not much navy here now. Funnily enough, I have probably only see 3 guys from the navy base in (both) my escort careers. That's strange isn't it? Us girls do like a nice navy boy though ;) Very fastidious they are and ultra polite. I seem to attract the officers from overseas - and very nice it is too! I was amazed though that they don't get any info about the base (or rather city/town around the base) they are visiting. (I must mention here - if you are not familar with naval life, that they can be docked alongside a port for anything from a couple of days to weeks if they are from overseas.) Now, no info on the place they are staying? Imagine that, poor lambs wondering around getting lost all over the place. So I make sure they know they best places to eat, drink and visit (and definitely not visit!) and give them a welcome to remember at Le Maison Rhia :) Perhaps as our tourist information centre has been closed (mad, crazy people), I should take on the mantle?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

2008-04-18T23:51:00.009+01:00

Mouse mat I mean darling! Honestly, you have such a filthy mind - just how I like it ;) Here is my mousemat above and ain't it lovely? Now, I may have told you previously how much I totally adore Ms Monroe. Here's the story. When I was younger, about 11 or 12, I remember hearing the odd thing about MM. Do you know what I mean? When something totally resonates with you and then you keep hearing that thing over and over again. Well I did and I finally got to watch one of her old movies. I can't remember which one ( I have seen them all now and have probably got them all on dvd now too, I have also read everything about her - sad but true :) - it might have been Niagra. I was mesmerised. This lady had sex appeal with a capital S and I so wanted to be like her. I don't think there has ever been a woman to surpass her beauty and sex appeal ( or maybe I am biased). I adore her. Always have, always will.

Deep throat

2008-04-18T22:41:00.012+01:00

Well, you know how much I dislike vulgarity. (Apart from in the bedroom when I can become quite, shall we say risque?) Well, I am going to be a teeny bit vulgar now, if you will pardon me :) The subject is deep throat. Now, throat is one of those words that if you keep looking at it, it just doesnt' seem right. Do you know what I mean? THROAT. I had to google it after a while because it just didn't seem at all right. Ok, back to the subject in hand (or mouth, so to speak hehe) I hope you all know what I mean by deep throat (gosh I sound/feel like a teacher). I am exceptionally good at it (if I say so myself :) I think I have it down to a fine art and my gents are always pleasantly thrilled when I practice on them, ok a bit more than thrilled, but you get the gist. You know me and my research so here's what Wikopedia has to say on the subject (not that I believe for one minute they have ever gone down on anyone in their whole life)

Deepthroating is a sexual act in fallatio, the whole erect penis, down to the base, is taken into the mouth and throat of another person. Some people derive greater sexual pleasure from this act, since the penis can be stimulated by the mouth, tongue and throat of their partner. The adjective deep and the noun throat are often concatenated to form the verb deepthroat.
In many cases to avoid possible vomiting, the throat is relaxed much as a sword swallower does in order to account for the size of the penis. The person performing oral sex may experience a gag reflex because of the penis touching the soft palate. To overcome this, deepthroaters often bend their heads forward to reposition the penis' angle of penetration.

AhhHah! I have mastered the gag reflex! hahaha
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Ohh an update for my sexy Dublin boys - flight booked, hotel booked, it's going to be good!!

Get fresh at the weekend...

2008-04-18T18:22:00.002+01:00

<< Yep, it always does! :) Is it too late to wish you a fab weekend? I shall be taking Saturday off and next week is already getting busy. So please call early if you want some friskilicious lovin' - see you then! xx

Withdrawal Symptoms

2008-04-17T00:10:00.008+01:00

Oh no. The Shameless series has ended :( Hey, but what a good 'un! Frank Gallagher in reality shows? - pure genius!! I am going to miss them on a Tuesday night (or catch up on a Wednesday night). Totally addicted I was. Sigh. Now, pray tell me what I could possibly get up to that would compensate? (wicked grin ;)

Actually I am really liking this new series of 'Benidorm'. (Hey, I loved the last one too!) I bet you think I watch TV all the time, (no I only watch the good stuff) I actually put a pen circle around what I want to watch (in the TV guide) and I usually end up missing most of it but some things (like Shameless are too good to miss) and I would definitely say I spend more time on the internet :) But I am not one of those tiresome snobs who say they hate TV and to watch it makes you a moron. Oh no, no. TV is fab, and to deny it is to become obsolete.

Expensive tastes?

2008-04-16T20:22:00.002+01:00

I guess I have expensive tastes but I am not frivolous. Quality lasts don't you find? I always get a little buzz buying luxury items. It makes me laugh when people say 'Is that real?' What on earth is the point of buying a fake? The whole process of longing for, saving up for and eventually having the thrill of buying and using or wearing a luxury item is what it's all about. I excel at spoiling myself, and why not? Maybe it's because I'm a Libra - you may think thats all a load of nonsense but us Librans love the finer things in life - I am a typical Libran :) Now, I have my eye on a fabulous Mont Blanc pen at the moment and if I am good, very good, I shall reward myself with that little beauty - again, something that will last for years. Are you good at spoiling yourself?

It's me!

2008-04-15T23:19:00.003+01:00

I bet you thought I'd gone AWOL for a while didn't you? Well, I am writing this at stupid o'clock because I have been so busy! One of my gents said to me the other day 'I bet you have a lot of leisure time'. Are you kidding? I haven't even had time to go food shopping for the past week! What with taking care of essentials like hair appointments, nail appointments, gym sessions, facials, pedicures, responding to emails, shopping for my champagne lunches, preparing my apartment and of course getting ready for the chaps, driving to the chaps and actually seeing the chaps - I don't seem to have a lot of spare time. Not that I am complaining, oh no, no. I like to be a busy girl, keeps me out of mischief, so to speak :) Now, you may be wondering what has any of this got to do with the cutie pic above. Well, chatting to another guy, I was saying how relaxing sex is (I'm all for it, more people should do it :) and that I too want to snooze after a particularly good session (just like fellas do apparently :) So , the comatose cutie is what I feel like after romping with you - all relaxed and stress free - purrfect!

New review

2008-04-11T17:30:00.002+01:00

Another super lovely review - thank you Mr P! xx

PS Have a great weekend!

Dublin ~ 18/19 May

2008-04-10T13:16:00.004+01:00

Getting excited about my forthcoming Dublin trip now and am in the process of booking a hotel and seeing what I can do with my day off :) Shopping definitely and maybe a bit of sightseeing and then possibly a fab dinner. Any suggestions guys?

PS If you would like to see me in Dublin you can either book early (to guarantee) or call me on the day. I will be in a 4 or 5 star hotel in the centre of the city - incalls only. I love that sexy Irish accent so can't wait to hear from you!

I don't want to be famous!

2008-04-09T16:40:00.003+01:00

I was called today by a researcher for a television programme. Apparently the topic is 'The Escort Profession' and they wanted an Escort to appear and put her views across and they asked little ole me. Of course I had to politely decline, I am Miss Discretion after all :) Should make interesting viewing as long as they present a balanced piece and don't focus on the stereotypical views of ladies of the night - we shall see :) It's on tomorrow morning and called 'The Wright Stuff'.

My Baby

2008-04-08T19:31:00.005+01:00

Look , oh just look at this beauty. Mmmm, I do hope, one day she will be mine. I think this is what you call LUST :)

Charming Gents

2008-04-08T19:22:00.003+01:00

No sooner am I given the image to the left, in which the delightful rose has been strategically placed :) (yes, that is me folks!) than I get left this lovely compliment on my gallery picture slide...

from dw78
To describe you as beautiful would, I feel, be an understatement. You have what a real woman should have. There is only one reason why you were hand crafted to such magmanamus beauty and that's simply to show that in actual fact, you are a goddess, x x

Now, as you know I am getting a new site and there won't be an opportunity to leave comments there so I may just have to move them over onto my blog! Thanks guys, I really do appreciate your kindness. xx

Champagne should be on the NHS

2008-04-06T23:15:00.011+01:00

Alright, I admit, I am a teeny bit obsessive about Champagne. I don't just enjoy it, I love it. Champagne is one of those rare things in life that when you mention the word, everyone will have either a memory (or several if they are lucky) or will associate something good with Champagne. Here are a few quotes...
'In a perfect world, everyone would have a glass of Champagne every evening'. ~ Willie Gluckstern
'I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate…and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself'. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

I have a few fabulous memories that involve champagne and they all come back, trampling my senses like some unruly toddler every time I sip that sweet (oh so sweet) nectar.

Here's one. Have you ever done the Champagne fountain at a ball? Fantastic, great fun. Ahhh memories. Have you ever licked Champagne off your lover? Yeah, I bet you have :) Do you also remember spending all of Sunday afternoon in bed making love? (you were probably a student at the time :) - well I still do!! (big grin!)
Anyway, the point of all this nostagia is because I have had a bit of a Champagne day today and how lovely it was too. So, I have decided to call one Sunday a month, Champagne Sunday. So, if we get together on this particular Sunday instead of the usual glass of wine I offer, we will have champers! What decadence! What hedonism! I will let you know what Sunday it will be :) xx
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Ohhh, I just found this fantastic quote...
'A woman should never be seen eating or drinking unless it be lobster salad and champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands' ~ Lord Byron

I swear I have only just found that quote and did not know of this when I arranged my Champagne and lobster lunches - spooky huh?

Smokin'!!

2008-04-06T17:17:00.003+01:00

Here's an interesting thought... A client who knows about such things mentioned that as 'Le Maison Rhia' is a place of work, so to speak, (I prefer ' pleasure palace', but I shan't quibble :) I should apparently have legal signage to comply with the no smoking law. Now, as much as I adore this new law (my hair doesn't pong of fags anymore when I visit a wine bar :), I don't like the thought of ruining the look of my apartment by sticking up an A5 sign as you enter (my apartment, not me - hehehe - that's an even funnier thought!) I wouldn't mind a little discreet sign placed on the console in my hallway, but not some industrial sized monstrosity. We shall have to wait and see if us girls are obliged to put up such signs.

A little bit of French??

2008-04-05T23:50:00.005+01:00

No, not what you're thinking! (tut, honestly! :) I have just got my hands on a vintage pair of French fully fashioned seamed stockings from the 1940/50's - isn't that fab? There are in a nude shade and are just divine - I love them! The only trouble with these type of stockings is that you have to wash them by hand (they look great though, all hung up drying, very femme fatale :) and also iron, yes iron them - very, very gently, otherwise they are a bit wrinkly and we can't be having that can we? Nora Batty is not a sexy look. Now, part of me wants to save them for my next photo shoot, the other wants to pop them on right away and wrap my legs around you. Hmm, decisions, decisions.
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PS I read this back and it looks like these stockings are second hand LOL - imagine 50 odd years of owners!! (doesn't bear thinking about! - no darling, they are pristine, as new :)

Deep and profound

2008-04-04T15:05:00.005+01:00

Had a great philosophical discussion today with a very erudite client of mine. (I think he will chuckle at this cartoon :) I love these mind- expanding chats and I am lucky enough to have clients who are not only very intelligent but also very interesting too. We also touched on spirituality and the spiritual world - sent shivers down my spine! Looks like another busy week ahead for me, so please call early if you want to see me next week darling. Oh, and have a super weekend! xx

What a busy girl...

2008-04-03T19:16:00.005+01:00

Phew!! What with updating my new pics on the directories I am in, working with the designer of my fab new website!! :) and of course making time for extremely special YOU, this girl has been run off her feet! Really sorry to all the fellas who called and I couldn't fit you in (do pardon the pun ;) - If I could have I would have.... Sometimes I wish I had a twin (now that's an interesting concept!) You may be wondering what any of this has to do with the pic I have put up - remember that one? - very amateurish (I took it hehe) I thought I would post a pic of my boobs in a nice purplish bra, just for the hell of it - and to let you know what a busy (or should that be busty?) girl I am - geddit? - there's no stopping me when I get going! Gosh this week has gone quickly, fab weather here though - perfect. Snow at the weekend I am told - the world's weather has gone utterly mad.

Exclusivity

2008-04-01T01:07:00.007+01:00

What does this mean?? Well, in the context of me, it means that I get to choose who has the pleasure of my company. Now that may go against many misconceptions of working girls - and boy are there millions out there! (and whatever other name you may have come across ) I am not repeating them here to spare your blushes. As you know I prefer 'Courtesan'. Precisely because of its postive connotations. So, myself (and actually all the other girls I am familiar with) ALWAYS get to choose our amour for the day/evening. Now, if you are a gent who has had a little experience of other ways of seeing working girls, now this may be a little alien to you, but that is the way it is for me and others like me. A client of mine once said that it always comes across as though I am having a whale of a time and I think the primary reason for this is the fact that I choose whom I spend time with and my gents are invariably very, very lovely and that makes me happy. Now, when a lady of the night decides not to see someone, it could be for all manner of reasons. My main one (and I am probably more selective than most) is that I probably don't think we will be comfortable with each other. That would be a total waste of the kindly gent's hard earned cash and wouldn't make me happy either, that's why I make that decision. My instincts are never, ever wrong. There is always a (working) lady for every guy - sometimes it needs a bit of searching and it's not always about how much cash you have.

April Fool's

2008-03-31T21:30:00.007+01:00

I know it's tomorrow but I may not have time to post for you on that most jolly (or foolish?) of days, so here's a little something for you....

Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:I am 86 years old.
Defence Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney:Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney:What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:No, I didn't stop him.
Defence Attorney:Why not?
Little Old Lady:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney:What happened next?
Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts.
Defence Attorney:Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney:Why not?
Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney:What happened next?
Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
Defence Attorney:Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

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PS If you are a bit of an anorak (like me) you may find this interesting. Origins of April Fool's Day.

Text Nightmares

2008-03-31T21:20:00.008+01:00

Now, I know that texting is a part of everyday life now but us Escorts really and I mean REALLY don't like your first approach to us to be via text. Why? Ok, a few reasons, one being... it is usually the timewasters who text on first contact. Genuine guys will email and then call or just call. I can't believe I still get texts even though I have mentioned on my site many times that I won't respond to them. It's a shame as I may be missing a lovely chap - and more importantly you may be missing out on the experience of a lifetime ;) but us girls set our boundries from day one and very rarely deviate from them. So, gentlemen, may I please request that you refrain from texting me until we have at least met? xx

While I am ranting :) Another thing that drives me a little crazy is someone who calls and says... ''Could you give me some details?' Ok. Now this was the standard intro when Escort's didnt have websites, but, and I am sure you will agree, my website could not be any more comprehensive than it is now. Or am I wrong? Is there something more that needs to put on there? Anyway, it's all a bit of a waste of a phone call as I always direct them back to my site (I think they are timewasters also though).

Okey dokey, rant over, normal service is resumed :)

Ouch!!

2008-03-31T21:09:00.004+01:00

Darn and drat! Do you remember me saying I wanted to acquire a genuine Playboy Bunnygirl outfit? Well, one of my lovely chaps has done a bit of research and it appears that to get a genuine costume will set one back around $10,000 or £5000. Wow, now I don't want one that badly!! Soooo I shall set to work to construct an outfit which will be, as near as possible, to the originals - watch this space!

It's Summertime!

2008-03-29T16:26:00.006Z

Hurrah!, it will be officially summertime tomorrow. Ahhh, but then I peek out of my window and watch the downpour of rain. Something is amiss. What can I do to order some nice sunshine? - you know, that stuff where girls take to wearing shorter skirts and gents take to smiling more often. Last year was a wash out - I had to go to the Caribbean to get some sunshine (tough I know, but someone really has to and I don't mind honestly, it's no trouble at all :) So let's all think positive thoughts and wish for a long balmy English summer. I'm dreaming of the beach, ice cream, picnics, a nice bottle of Sancerre beside the harbour, big sunglasses, freshly mowed grass, pretty dresses, topless cars, sun kissed skin and the fabulous aroma of coconut scented sun screen. Bring it on baby!

Wallpaper

2008-03-28T21:53:00.004Z

Some have asked for images that can be used as wallpaper on your PC or laptop (and some have said 'No, please don't!' hahaha - only kidding:)
My very kind and talented Gent has compiled this montage. I have it in two sizes - laptop size and PC size. I haven't figured out a way for you to just download it on here (the blogger shrinks the images to fit) so if you want it, email me (rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk) and I will send it right back as an attachment. (Let me know what size you want). Have a good weekend! xx

It's not Friday but...

2008-03-27T00:48:00.001Z

Sometimes we need a mid week funny...

Happy Hour

2008-03-26T20:06:00.002Z

I know I am in danger of 'over marketing' here :) BUT, I would just like to say..... hehehe, that every hour is happy hour with me baby ;)

Desire and Lust

2008-03-26T19:17:00.007Z

I looked up 'lust' in Wikopedia and I am not going to put a link to it because it is full of religious rantings about how lust is immoral and such tedious nonsense. Lust (as we all probably know quite well) is normal and natural** In fact I like it soo much I am going to put it in bold :)
It never ceases to amaze me how certain doctrines can turn basic human needs into sins. Desire ~ a strong wish or craving. I like the sound of both of those words. DESIRE. LUST. I bet (if you are like me) just saying them makes you feel just a little bit sensual. Interesting philosophical debate here about desire. I do smile at these things because while certain people are debating and philosophising about desire and lust (and yes, that includes Plato et al), well, the rest of us are just enjoying desire and lust - haha, precisely as we should be :)

** Do you know why I know lust is normal?, because it feels nice. Fire on skin bad, lust good :)
PS Briefly skimmed though this - Eros - the God of Lust - looks good.

Don't like it fishy?

2008-03-25T16:57:00.003Z

Some of the fellas have said recently that they want to come and sample my discreet lunch or dinner with plenty of dessert ;) but don't like lobster or seafood. Sacre Bleu!! I understand (not) and so I have devised a cunning plan. A different choice - alright it wasn't a stroke of genius. So how about a gastro-pub type meal? Lamb shanks in a rosemary gravy, that sort of thing - blimey I am going to have to open my own bistro soon! Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart out, or come and help me!

What I like...

2008-03-24T22:53:00.002Z

Many of my gents ask me what I like (and some don't, and that is equally ok :) It may seem like a cop-out answer but it happens to be the truth - so here it is... I get turned on when I am turning you on. It really is that simple. I'll say it again. It REALLY turns me on if I think I am turning you on. There, now you have it! Of course us girls also like the nice sensual build ups - the nuzzling, the gentle caresses. It would be easier, I guess to tell you what I don't like. I'm not keen on rough stuff - and by that I mean digging in of the fingernails and anything that is painful. I will soon put a stop to that! I don't mind it getting wild and passionate after a nice build up - that's sexy. So driving you wild with passion is where I am at - I hope one day you will let me do that for you. xx

Floozy in a Jacuzzi

2008-03-23T18:30:00.003Z

I do hope you are having a well-earned rest this bank holiday, because my darling you deserve it! What have I been up to? Well ....... I've been busier than I thought I would be but I also spent a good half a day at a spa. Nice. Massage, Sauna, Steam Room, Jacuzzi. leisurely swim in a pool lit only by beautiful blue underwater spotlights. Now let's talk about the Jacuzzi. I always make sure I sit right over the jets. Mmmmm. What a lovely sensation ;) Am I the only one who does that?? :) - I think not! When I was in London last week I also visited the hotel's spa (I always do) and I just love it. Now I am getting to thinking that I want my own little spa in my new apartment - or should that be new mansion? Have you noticed that I have added 'Lady of Pleasure' to almost everything? I think that really sums me up, I hope you agree. xx

Dressing up

2008-03-23T14:25:00.005Z

I have decided to build on my collection of uniforms/outfits (and have pics done later on in the year) - I know how you fellas like your saucy fantasies :) I already have a bit of PVC, Latex, Domme outfits and almost a St Trinians look (just waiting on a couple of deliveries, which should be here any day now ;) I am also looking for a vintage nurse's uniform (I don't like those nylon so-called 'sexy' things you get from a certain high street sex shop etc. - yuk!) So, it takes a while to get the real thing but as with anything, it's worth the wait. Of course I am still searching for that elusive genuine Playboy Bunnygirl outfit. I think I am going to need a whole new room to store all these outfits! Any other suggestions guys??

My new banner

2008-03-22T13:32:00.002Z

Do you like? One of my fab fellas did it for me - big thanks Mr P!! I am astounded (although I shouldn't be) at how utterly kind and helpful and just generally nice people can be - I am a lucky girl :)

Me, erotica and you? (New London Dates)

2008-03-21T23:39:00.005Z

Guess what? I am off to London town again! The Erotica Show is on in November - last year, Dita Von Teese was on (I simply adore her). I don't suppose she will be doing a set this year but whatever, it will be fun and I am sure I will come back with lots of goodies :) So, erotica show, gorgeous lingerie shopping, oh and how could I forget!! Time to see my sexy London boys! Give me a call, I'll be there from 21-23 November. (I will also try to get some sighseeing in this time) - and definitely no fragileness on the train home!

Touch your soul

2008-03-21T20:48:00.002Z

Ok, so I am spending my Friday night ploughing through the 200 odd directories I am listed in to update the pics there. What a boring laborious (is that an American spelling?) process, ok is this correct? labourious. Sooooo, I decide to listen to every track on my iPod to make things go a little smoother. I love my sexy Ipod - one day I may bore you with how much :) Anyway, you forget what you have in your collection don't you? I've discovered soul again! Hurrah what joy! Here's a tale. I was in New Orleans in 2004, Mardi Gras and if you have ever been there, you will know that every bar plays live soul or jazz music - fantastic! So, here I was in a bar in Bourbon Street with a New Zealand female backpacker pal and we were listening to this utterly fantastic soul singer. All of a sudden he directed his songs to me and from then on we had drinks sent to us from all parts of the bar ( I am sure this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't have honoured us in this manner). It was brilliant and more importantly he was exceptional. Sadly I can't remember his name - something like Big Al (he was very much like Barry White). I am not sure what New Orleans looks like now after the Hurricaine but I can imagine that the incredible people there will definitely bounce back. Ohh another thing I remember, quite a few bands in the bars played 'Sweet Home Alabamha' so I did tell someone if I ever heard that again I would have to do something drastic. I am pleased to say I am more than happy to listen to said tune again, and yes I do have it on my iPod :)

PS I am listening to Alanis Morrisette as I type - feisty chick!

Happy Easter Fellas!

2008-03-21T11:19:00.009Z

Well, it's Good Friday and I'm being ever so good ;) Despite receiving quite a few chocs, I have only eaten one teeny box of champagne truffles (and gorgeous they were too, thank you Dx) I would have liked to have got a bunny girl costume and had a pic taken for Easter for you but could not (for love nor money) find one. Maybe next year. So the pic to the left will have to do, you get the general idea though don't you? My gents are turning into proper poets lately - here's one I got today. (Thanks A). - Love the hooker bit (hilarious! :)

There was a young lady called Rhia
Admirers came far and from ne-ar;
At times of their leisure
They came for her pleasure
And dreamt of her throughout the ye-ar!

Now Rhia is such a good looker
It sometimes is so hard to book her.
She looks so refined Both front and behind,
No way you would call her a "hooker"!

This lady with beauty so rare,
Her complexion exceedingly fair,
Her eyes mesmerize (I tell you no lies)
All framed by such lovely blonde hair!

As gents we know not to stare,
We wonder, oh wonder at there;
But truth to be told
We cannot withhold
From grasping that beautiful pair!

Then over her tummy, kiss all on the way,
Onwards and downwards, do not ever delay.
Her panties removing, you know she's approving
As down there you settle to stay.

How long shall I stay here I wonder,
To enjoy Rhia's sweet scent down under?
Then out of the blue she gives you the clue
As she trembles into your deep plunder.

"Quickly!" is all that I hear from her,
Movement so smooth and particular.The moment arrives,
we both let out cries
As we journey into our utopia.

Now those gents who know our dear Rhia
Well know how she longs for your ear.
After suitable rest, reclined on her breast,
You hope "Again?" to hear from her!

Phew! (I got all hot and steamy reading that!) I am available over the weekend guys (help me work off the chocs - please!) xx

Ohh, I almost forgot, here's your Friday funny...

Ode to a Pussy Cat

2008-03-20T18:24:00.003Z

Here is a poem received from one of my lovely gents ~ he's a clever soul ...
(With apologies to Edward Lear, the Owl and the Pussy-cat.)

The Owl thought Rhia was more of a Pussy–cat than a Sex kitten!

The Owl sent Rhia an E Mail to see
If she would wear his yearned for things?
And dress to impress,
For him to caress,
To have the fun that Rhia brings.
‘As time apart is hard to bear
I will travel from afar.
O lovely Rhia! O Rhia so fair
What a beautiful Rhia you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Rhia you are.’

Blue eyes agleam within a smiling face,
A long black dress, worn with such grace,
Elegant and flowing,
Her figure hugging,
Low cut to show some hidden lace.
Rhia, fountain of much delight
With high heels and stockings fair,
Glorious, tempting, so wondrous a sight.
Waiting will be so hard to bear,
To bear,
To bear!
Waiting will be so hard to bear.

Beneath the swirling, twirling folds of silk
Hide suspenders, thong and basque.
Black with lacy trim?
(Sexy, he hopes, not prim!)
Can he find the courage to ask?
With gentle hands he starts to explore
Removing garments one by one.
The excitement rises more and more.
O Rhia, O Rhia, such fun,
Such fun,
Such fun!
O Rhia, O Rhia, such fun.

‘But wait just a minute’, young Rhia cries,
‘You are really jumping the gun.
You must tell me when,
Where to meet, and then
We can certainly have our fun.
What day do you want to see me?
At what hour, for how long?’
‘Monday the next’ The Owl replies ‘at three,
The wait will be so very long,
So long,
So long!
The wait will be so very long.’

Check out my new pics!!!!

2008-03-19T18:05:00.003Z

They are here! I hope you love them as much as I do - very Agent Provocateur and Le Boudoir Français. I forgot how long it takes to actually get just a few shots. But once you have a good photographer and some nice props and get yourself in a sexy mood for the clicking lens it all seems to come together. Have a peek at the rest here. Let me know what you think, I'm excited, I hope you are too. x

Culture

2008-03-17T23:44:00.006Z

Do you remember my post about the Karma Sutra? I think I also mentioned Pompeii in another post. Well, looky see what we have here! These are coasters and some of you with very dirty minds will say this is smut. No, no no, it is culture :) They are very much like the extremely naughty murals on the walls of the villas in Pompei - my, they were a lascivious bunch - just my kind of town! If I remember rightly someone got away with showing naked ladies on stage in America, way back when, by showing them as a tableau - that was culture. Movement was not allowed and therefore if you moved it was not culture - do you see where I am coming from? These lovely little drinks mats are not moving so they must be culture, right? You can see them when you come up and see me sometime ;)

Happy St Patrick's Day!

2008-03-17T02:19:00.004Z

Part of me is Irish - not sure what part, would you like to try and find out? ;) A very happy St Paddy's day to you - not too many Guiness' mind!

Le Weekend

2008-03-16T19:20:00.005Z

I'm back! Feeling a little fragile today after last night's frivolities. In case you didn't know, I had dinner and drinkies with 15 other Escorts from all over the country. They were, as I expected, very lovely and we had a great time (from what I can remember of it!). I also had my new pics done and am waiting for them to come through, so in the meantime, I've put one I took in my hotel room bathroom to the left (just to whet your appetite!) - not bad is it? Sorry about the handle thingy and the bath in the shot, I can't do all that photoshop cleverness - cutting around images and all that sort of thing. So now you know what Escorts get up to when they have a little free time in a hotel room :) Ok, I am off to get an early night ready to be bright and breezy for you tomorrow. See you soon! xx

Ohhh look! No sooner had I said how hopeless I was at photoshop than before you know it, two seperate very kind gents sent me my 'touched up' picture (pun intended :) with the bath bits missing. Thanks guys! xx

I couldn't possibly...

2008-03-13T21:11:00.003Z

leave you for the weekend without a little funny thing to chortle at.

(Let me know if you share my sense of humour!, or not :)

London Tomorrow

2008-03-13T18:24:00.003Z

Well, I am off on tour tomorrow and can't wait to see my London chaps. I have one appointment available after 8pm tomorrow so give me a quick call if you want it ;) I'll be back on Sunday and available from Monday (17th) onwards in Plymouth. Have a great weekend! See you next week? xx

Janner

2008-03-12T14:46:00.004Z

If you are from Plymouth you will know what is meant when you read the word 'Janner'. I was talking with a lovely client of mine (yes, you, Mr D!) the other week and I promised to find out the origins of the word Janner. Here is Wikipedia's explanation;

Janner is a British regional nickname associated with people from Plymouth, both as a noun and as an adjective for the local accent and colloqualisms.
Cyril Tawney's Grey Funnel Lines describes its meaning as "a person from Devon", deriving from Cousin Jan (the Devon form of John), but "more particularly in naval circles anyone from the Plymouth area
With the changes in the local economy in Plymouth over the course of the 1980s and 1990s, from the Royal Navy being the major employer to being a university city housing a large number of students from outside the city, the term has developed an additional secondary pejorative sense describing the locals.
Some people nonetheless still have doubts about the specific application and treat Janner as a term that applies to all waterside 'yokels' from any West Country or even south coast port.
It features in the football team Plymouth Argyle supporters' chants, particularly its variant on the folksong Oggy Land.
The Member of Parliament for Devonport, Alison Seabeck showed her ignorance of the term in 2005 when, while still a candidate, she was asked by the local paper: "What is a Janner?" The Express on Sunday reported her reply:
The flustered candidate wailed: "I don't know. You're not going to print this, are you?" Unfortunately they did. The answer is a "Plymothian".

So now we know! But I would suggest that Janner has developed into a particular kind of resident in Plymouth. If you have the time and you are from Plymouth, you will find the following hugely amusing...
The Janner Textbook
Urban Dictionary

Shameless & my dirty weekend

2008-03-11T23:30:00.005Z

I love, adore, simply cannot miss an episode of Shameless. In case you have never watched it, it is a comedy set in a council estate in Manchester. It is pure genius and every single actor in it is incredible. I dare you to not get addicted once you watch it. Pure class. Also, I am off to London on Friday. Really looking forward to it and I think I will have to arrange another London leg to my tour for the chaps who I could not fit in (pardon the pun :). I still have some time available but only on the Friday (14th) from 7.30pm onwards. (Please book early!) As you know, (if you read my blog dilligently!), I am also having a new photoshoot while I am there and am planning a brand new website - whooo whooo! It's very exciting stuff and I know a lot of you think my website is fab now (thank you so much xx)- wait until you see the new one!!!. I hope to unveil all of this in April. I still very much have in mind my new super luxury apartment which I envisage as looking like a 5 star hotel. I have been busy looking at gorgeous bathrooms and kitchens. I dearly would like a double bath that we could share - with lots of candles and a few bottles of champagne (wink). So I have to have a place with a big enough bathroom to accomodate this. I also need somewhere discreet, with free parking, that's easy to find etc, etc, etc. I think I am going to have a hard time finding this but find it I will.

What do you say?

2008-03-11T20:07:00.002Z

Guys, I have now enabled the comment section so you can leave comments on my blog - anonymously of course. Simply click on the comment link and type away!

Sexy Storms

2008-03-11T12:28:00.005Z

Phew!! that was a rough day yesterday. Hope you managed to stay safe and sound and not too battered by that storm. Everything is fine here at La Maison Rhia (thanks for asking x). Here's a funny thing, amongst all that wind and rain yesterday, my phone never stopped ringing! I thought perhaps there was a correlation between the storm and people feeling extra horny and searched for some research to back it up. Alas, I couldn't find any. Someone on a forum suggested that people may have been scared and thought they may not get any rumpy pumpy again, hence the rush of calls. Could be, but I like to think the storm made you all passionate and wild for me!

Sex Kitten - make me purrrrr?

2008-03-08T16:19:00.002Z

I got called a sex kitten the other day. Isn't that lovely? I also liked this ad to the left - fab. That's not my number by the way, mine's 07956 888005 ;)

Satisfaction & Reviews

2008-03-08T15:52:00.004Z

I get quite a lot of emails saying thank you for a nice time - my guys are a very well mannered bunch! It's very nice to receive (of course!) So a big thank you back! Most of my clients haven't the time to write a review. (In case you didn't know, there are several websites where you can write an independent review about an escort you have seen). So when one takes the time to write one for me it is really, really nice and I am extremely grateful. It gives other guys a chance to determine whether the escort they are thinking of seeing is the one for them. Here is my latest one, you can find it here. Big kiss Mr R. It's a bit saucy, but you won't mind that will you?

Ohh just had another one, thanks Mr A!! It's here guys.

Urges

2008-03-06T17:19:00.008Z

I had one today -urge (Ok I had several, but I am not discussing that here and now, cheeky). Actually, that's quite an ugly looking word isn't it? - urge - and urges should never be ugly ;) - well not with me anyway. So, one of the urges I had was to share this with you. I remember being told this joke (is it a joke or the very essence of wisdom?? hmm, I can be very sage-like at times, but at others I can be very nymph-like - oh don't get me started! ) anyway!, I was told this many, many moons ago and it has always stayed with me and I still giggle at it. So, you can imagine how thrilled I was to find it lurking on the net and in comic form too so that I may present it to you now in technicolour. I do hope you find it as funny as I do! :)

Florida 15th-17th October

2008-03-06T16:34:00.004Z

A new destination on my tour list!! I wasn't planning on going stateside this year but I had an offer I couldn't refuse! - another lovely sailing trip around the Caribbean (and to places I haven't been before too!). So as I am joining the yacht in Fort Lauderdale I thought I would add on a few extra days and make time to see you in Florida in October. 15th - 17th to be precise (all you Floridians that is - I have had a few emails from you xx) Although I have visited the US quite a bit, I have never actually managed to get to the east coast. I always thought a great trip would be Canada and then travel leisurely down the east coast of the States and then onto the Caribbean. Problem with that is you would need (to do it justice) at least a couple of months (ok, 4 months - see, my backpacking experience is rearing it's head again!) I won't be taking 4 months off again so I will simply explore that part of the world bit by bit. I'm excited! Are you in Florida? Are you excited too? - Mmmm, send me an email and let's meet up!

Come and get it....

2008-03-05T16:34:00.010Z

I had a nice dinner last night with a very special client of mine. He keeps making excuses to come to Plymouth :) Anyway, as we were chatting through the meal, I thought to myself. How nice is this? I am having dinner with a great guy, listening to his very wise words and thought-provoking conversation and I felt really enriched - physically and mentally and possibly even spiritually. It has to be one of the very greatest pleasures we have, dining and chatting with fond friends - it is certainly one of my pleasures in life. I also have some of my lunchtime specials booked this week. The lobster is in the fridge and the champers is chilling honey - Can't wait!!
I bet you think that all I do is eat! I obviously love to see my guys who can only make it for an hour too - an American client of mine nicely called them 'my gang' - so please don't feel pressurised to take me out! Someone sent me this little ditty - I'd never heard it before...
Wine me, dine me,
69 me,
and when your done,
smack my bum!
(Saucy isn't it? )

May I pamper you?

2008-03-04T14:07:00.005Z

I love being pampered and I think I am really good at being pampered too! (which girl isn't?!) I try and go away for a spa break every year. I think I will combine my Marbella tour with a mini spa break later this year. I also try and maintain my pampering throughout the year (don't ask what my beauty/hair products and treatments bill is per year!). One of the things I really love to have is a nice massage every month. Simply divine. My friend calls it food for the soul and I think she is right. For all sorts of reasons, a good massage (I am talking Swedish here as opposed to a deep tissue massage which frankly, hurts... a lot) makes you feel so relaxed, supple (read Karma Sutra post :) and cared for. Using essential oils also helps reduce stress and evoke memories of happy times. I have been told my massage technique is not bad either (from someone who teaches massage) I am always happy to get my hands on you (for a massage of course - maybe more? ;) so now then, when are you going to let me pamper you?

I Can't Resist

2008-03-03T01:04:00.003Z

sharing the little jokes that I find wandering around in cyber space. Did you have a good weekend? Mine was very hectic. Not in a frisky way but in a friends and family kind of way - nice. I also spent a lot of time catching up on all the IT background work that goes with being an Escort. Checking stats and links and postings in forums, doing my monthly tax accounts (I told you I was organised!) etc etc. How pleased I was to receive two very nice compliments today. From two newly started Escort ladies who said how much they liked my website and how they had got so much help and info from it. That's nice isn't it?

My Favourite Poem

2008-03-01T23:42:00.003Z

If you click on the picture it will reveal itself in a bigger screen.

Sexual Harassment

2008-03-01T23:19:00.002Z

Appointments

2008-03-01T22:57:00.005Z

Sorry to the guys who have called and not managed to get a booking with me lately. Some have tried several times! I know it is really frustrating but it is very rare that I am able to see you in the same day. Unless I have had a cancellation of course, so it is worth a try. Now I know life sometimes conspires against us and our plans to be frisky and you may not know your schedule until that day but if there is anyway you could possibly make a booking in advance, that would be fantastic - a win/win situation. To give you an idea, I have 2 dinner dates and 2 lunches already booked this coming week. I really like to take my time over these appointments and so do not book anyone else in for that day. While I am on the subject of cancellations, because I get so busy I am afraid if you cancel 3 times, I will have to ask for a deposit for any future bookings, escpecially if I have not seen you before. It's great that you let me know when you can't make it but 3 cancellations is a bit much and means I am turning away guys who would be able to make it. As this is my sole source of income, it really does impact on me when bookings do not materialise. I hope you understand. xxx

Take a Peek at My Knickers

2008-02-29T17:45:00.004Z

Well, I have finally found some new lingerie. To bring you up to date, I have a problem. No not a worrying problem, not that I am of aware anyway! No my problem is finding gorgeous lingerie in a size 36DD/E to start with and then the set must have a matching suspender belt. Not that I would expect fellas to know but these days they don't really do suspender belts as most ladies wear those ghastly hold-ups. They can look sexy but I just find them so uncomfortable and I am always thinking they are going to slide down. Which brings me to an excellent story. In another lifetime (a few years ago) I happened to be the only woman executive in an all male environment. Well, the lads loved their little jokes and winding each other up was of course par for the course. Me included :) I drove to work, parked in the car park opposite. Our top floor office suite had a full-on view of the car park entrance. So, I climb out of my car, walk down the stairs in my suit and underneath I was wearing hold ups (I thought I would try them) and as I come out of the doorway, glance up at our office window and give a quick wave to the guys looking out of the window, I suddenly with absolutely mortifying horror, realise that these brand new hold ups were sliding down my legs as I walked. Oh the shame, the shame. They will never let me live this down, I thought, I will definitely have to resign! But as I peeked up, (I think even my eyelashes were blushing) to my utter relief they had left the window and were doing, well whatever it was they did. I scurried back to my car and removed the offenders. I was later informed that putting on body moisturiser can sometimes make them slide. So can you see why I have an aversion to hold ups? I am not taking any chances with those little buggars. I am still severely traumatised. So would you mind awfully if I wear my trusty stockings for our rendez vous?

Marbella

2008-02-28T23:33:00.004Z

I have added Marbella to my tour list. I know I said I wasn't going foreign this year but a girl has to get some vitamin D at some stage! Will head out there sometime in December just for a couple of days. Looking forward to it. I am probably not going to spend Christmas there. Maybe stay home this time (!) I hope I don't live to regret it! I will get a whole banquet from M&S, a Harrods hamper and bob's your uncle :)

So, Now I have to start the marketing thing for Marbella. What's that? you say. Well, you have to place yourself where you will be seen and if people are looking for the perfect blonde babe in Marbella they won't be searching under 'plymouth escort' that's for sure. It takes ages to get the marketing up and running, SEO (search engine optimisation) and all that - see what a clever girl I am (or if you are from Plymouth you will be calling me a 'clever maid'). Anyway, there's all that to do and then there is the search to find the dodgy guys - No, not because I want them, to avoid them. Escorts post details of dangerous guys and timewasters on the net. It's not hard to find them and add them to your phone so that when they call you simply ignore - ohhhh modern technology I sooooo love it! And then I have to arrange transport etc etc. Ohhh what a busy life I lead. Not too busy for you though darling! xx

Erotica 2

2008-02-28T21:35:00.003Z

Haven't figured out a way to have a separate section for erotica pics yet so I will rotate my erotica pics from the bottom to here and add fresh ones down below - hope that makes sense!

Outdoor Pursuits

2008-02-28T21:05:00.004Z

Having a little email banter with one of my clients today and the subject seemed to gravitate towards outdoor pursuits. I have seen a client outdoors but it wasn't intentional, (and I don't take bookings al fresco unless we are talking a VERY discreet location and I have seen the client a few times previously)

Let me explain. He was a regular gent of mine who I saw every week. We were in the car going to one of my favourite restaurants for lunch. We dined magnificently and the naughty boy plied me with champers throughout (I realise now that he had an ulterior motive :). He knew me better than I thought and was banking on the fact that I would get ever so frisky afterwards - as if I am not friskilicious enough already! (a new word!!) Well, on the drive back, I spotted some woodland and just couldn't wait to get my paramour into the undergrowth for some fresh air and exercise (see how I think of your health at all times?). Suffice to say, we had a very nice romp, with me mainly on top! - uninterrupted by dog walkers and the like. (Well we didn't notice them anyway!). He never forgot it and everytime we met thereafter he would say 'Do you remember that time when you ravished me in the woods?, wow it was amazing!'. Happy days.

PS I lost my virginity out in the open so it is a little like 'coming home' for me. :)

First Impressions

2008-02-28T12:53:00.003Z

I had this phone call today. It went like this... 'Hello, how much for a blowjob?' I replied, 'Well, I really like the sound of you so if you have 2.5 million in cash, you can come over right now. Otherwise please don't call again' - drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. It does make me laugh though (still chortling now) in a 'look at the antics that little puppy gets up to - doesn't know any better - shame' sort of way. Honestly, some people!

Sugar Daddies

2008-02-26T17:01:00.007Z

I have been married - about 300 years ago :) - it seems like a different lifetime - but then again, I think I have lived several lifetimes. Done all sorts of things and had all sorts of roles, me. As you probably know from a previous post I did take a rather long sabbatical from this, my 'funtime employment' (6 years) What did you do? I hear you all scream. Stop screaming it hurts my delicate little ears! :) Ok, what I did was.... I went travelling around the world for a year - to find myself? Not really, I find myself every night under the duvet without too much bother and very nice it is too. It was really more of a fulfillment of a lifelong ambition and boy was it great! I didn't live in luxury, in fact I backpacked. Now, when you share a dorm with 20 eighteen year olds (don't shudder!) it kind of makes you really appreciate a bit of peace and quiet. It also makes you a wee bit worldly wise (not the 18 yr old experience, the travelling bit). Now I did this, folks all on my lonesome. I didn't think anything of it at the time. I am Miss Independent - but so many people have said how brave I was, being a woman and all that (Aren't I noble! lol) No not really, it was something I wanted to do and just because I am female, that was not going to stop that happening. I haven't got a lot of time for so -called feminists, pontificating all over the place about what women should or shouldn't do. I just get on and do it. Maybe I am the supreme feminist - I do what I want and I like what I do! My motto is 'If I am not having fun, I am not there'. What else did I do? Well, I also did a degree. And I worked for several charities - putting that education into good use. Blimey, charity work is poorly paid - help them out folks! And now I am back and sometimes I wish I had never left but you know, back then it was a different scenario and it wasn't as much fun (for some reason) as it is now. Oh, I almost forgot the subject - Sugar Daddies. I have had one before (thank you kind Sir, you will always have a special place in my heart) and I have always been fascinated by the 'kept woman' idea. Which brings me onto marriage - is there much difference? I guess if your lovely lady goes to work with a well-paid job, comes home and slaves over a hot stove and then delights you in the bedroom then yes!! (and bloody well done, you!) but alas that is not always the reality. But you often read about ladies who marry rich, and then take their ex to the cleaners. I make no judgement about any of that - life is life and I don't know the ins and outs. But I do think a nice mistress is rather fabulous. And that dear gents is where myself and other 'ladies of the night' come in. I hear that all affluent & successful men have a mistress ( I was never very good wifey material, but mistress, now you are talking, big boy!) and I think it was that Goldsmith guy (or was it Prince Phillip?? )who once said 'If you marry your mistress you immediately open a vacancy' or something along those lines. Hmm, May I be your mistress?

Mistresses NEVER have headaches ;)

Is two better than one?

2008-02-25T16:12:00.007Z

I have been thinking lately about changing the way I work. One of the areas I am thinking of making some changes in is what I offer in terms of available time. Now, I know quite a lot of ladies offer appointments of a minimum of 2 hours. I know why this works and it is a wonderful way to really get to know someone (again and again! ;) I see quite a few gents for 2 hours at the moment and there is of course my very special dinner/lunch date which is for 3 hours and which I keep on a purposefully low rate because I do so very much enjoy dining out with you. I would of course still see anyone I have seen before for an hour if that is all the time they have. So what do you think? Should I become a 2 hour minimum girl for new clients? Your comments would be appreciated! Thanks xx rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk

Miss Efficiency is ready to take your call...

2008-02-24T19:57:00.004Z

Ok, I will tell you about my list making capabilities. I make lists for everything. I have a list of 100 things to do before I die (I have already ticked off around 75% of this list and no the items are not sexually orientated - you have such a filthy mind!) I have things like swim with dolphins (in the wild - pointless if they are in captivity) - tick - actually I swam with 300 wild dusky dolphins in New Zealand - fantastic!, and get a degree (tick) and be on TV (tick, oh yes I have! but not for what you think ;) and do something amazing for charity and walk on the moon (tick)- oh I haven't done that one yet, but it is planned for 2012 or maybe later :) Anyway, you get the general idea don't you? I make lists for things I have to do tomorrow - get nails done, get fresh flowers, make sure I have drinkies in - that sort of thing. I even have a computerised list that I can print out which tells me everything I need for a weekend/week/month away. Do you think that's sad or extremely organised? I prefer extremely organised, so thanks for choosing the latter. Clients are often surprised at how quickly I respond to emails. Having worked in offices (many) been a Company Director, and run a customer service division, I am a stickler for responding to clients. So I am reliable and efficient. Now this is beginning to sound like a CV and that I am touting for a job. I'm not, I really (REALLY) like the one I have thanks very much :) I guess I like to treat you how I like to be treated and I hate being in a position where I haven't got what I need. I don't do stress in any way, shape or form and neither do you when you come here. A regular client of mine recently said to me 'I can't ever imagine you being stressed'. That's nice - serene and organised. Now, where did I put that list? ;)

Hello USA!!

2008-02-23T21:48:00.006Z

Did you know that I get around 300-400 hits per day to my website from surfers from the US alone? No of course you didn't, how would you know that? Anyway that's what the stats tell me. So a big hello to our cousins in the good old US of A! I have been to the US several times and really liked it. In fact when I went travelling around the world for a year, I spent 3 months in the States. It was such fun. What I found was that each state was so different from the next one - what a great diverse country it is. Take New Orleans for instance. I was there for Mardi Gras 2004 - before the hurricane hit. Now, I can party but these guys can party like no other!! New Orleans was so different from say California. In fact I would say it was so different from any other place I had been to in the states that it was almost like a different country. I met a nice lady on my travels. I was touring a plantation house in Louisiana and so was she. She was American and in her 80's. She proudly announced to me that she had made it her life's ambition to visit every single state in the US and had just acheived that ambition. Isn't that great? I'd like to do that too one day - another thing to add to my list of things to do before I die! (I'll tell you about my frenetic list making another time :) PS. US guys don't just visit my site, say hello via email. x
PPS I was planning to include New York on my tour this year and visit in September but as I will probably be moving to my fabulously gorgeous new apartment (excited!), I think I will have to postpone until Spring 2009 - unless you want me all to yourself? in which case I will hop on a flight and be there in a tick ;)

Karma Sutra - What's your position?

2008-02-23T21:28:00.007Z

Naturally I am a student of the ancient art of The Karma Sutra (wink). Actually it's a manual with all sorts of advice about life - but we won't let that concern us for now. We will just think about the sexy part. Take a little peek at the pic above (ok you probably already have - several times :) - what's your star sign position? I am a Libra so you can see mine. I had to have a chuckle because yes indeed that is probably one of my favs (along with most of the female population of the planet no doubt, hehe). So, as I said, I am working my way through all the 77 positions (phew!). You have to be very supple and bendy. Did I tell you I was a gymnast in my youth? It's true I swear!! I spent most of my it (my youth) contorting myself into crazy positions (hey, not so different from now LOL) and flinging myself around a gym mat, 7 days a week, morning, lunchtime and evening - and then I discovered boys! (evil grin). I am still very supple, can even still do the splits with a bit of a warm up.

It's the way I tell 'em!

2008-02-23T14:59:00.000Z

Erotica 1

2008-02-22T18:30:00.003Z

I am a huge fan of erotica - not to be confused with the God awful gynae shots you sometimes see - put you off your dinner some of them would. No, I am talking about stunningly beautiful erotic poses that just make you look at them for ages. This is one. I love it. It turns me on and it is just so sensual. I share erotic pictures I come across on here - they are located further down the page, so pop back occasionally for more of the same.

Keeping you in suspense and me in suspenders

2008-02-22T18:13:00.003Z

I bet you think I am awfully naughty. You would be right! I am so naughty I am planning naughty things as I type. Only a few of you know what my 'naughty happening' is going to be but I will tell you very soon. x

Forgot to tell you that I went to see Starlight Express the other night. It was fab! I really liked the whole show and especially the guys dressed in black - I can't tell you what they were called as I gave my friend the programme. There is something deliciously exciting about a man in uniformed dress. A cliche I know but so true. Is it the same for you guys? Do you like ladies in a uniform - should I get some? What would you suggest - policewoman? nurse? Let me know, and if you have the odd ladies uniform kicking around in the back of your wardrobe - here's a good home waiting!

Like to try some role play?

2008-02-21T20:28:00.008Z

really is the spice of life you know! I like role play. I also like doing domination and playing around with fetish - what's yours? Some scenarios I like to play are sexy Aunt being watched and then seduces nephew. Managing Director (Lady Boss) catches employee staring at my stockinged legs - he has to be punished. What's it to be, the sack or be spanked? I even like the casting couch scenario - I will do what I have to, to get the job. You get the general idea don't you? Quite a lot of gents come to see me for role play etc. I think I am quite good at it but I like to get full details beforehand - so that I get it just right for you. I think I may put a dedicated page on my site for role play. (yes I did and it is here) So come on, tell me your fantasy.